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Just shoot me now.(open)01/13 23:24(9)
Baby said her first word today.

It was "nice tits."

I wonder who could have taught her THAT.

My mom has not visited me for weeks because she's been sitting in her mog house trying to write a love letter to my dad, who I've heard has a thing for Galka these days.

And that silk-panties-wearing elvaan guy I was hoping to hire at the shop? He's chasing my sister now. >.>

*Firagas her entire family*
Ebin > ZOMG!!! Silk-panties wearing elvaan guy, what a loser!! hahahaha, hey wait just a min.... (01/14 01:06)
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11/13 23:08(open)11/13 23:18(8)
So, yeah. The kid was born yesterday. It wasn't much fun, but ZOMG, she's worth it. Well, aside from the fact that she's Elvaan. Though, I guess, given her heritage though, I'd have been fucking shocked if she came out Hume, since I'm 3/4 Elvaan as far as I know (maybe less if Iron Doodlebug is my real grandfather and I just don't know it yet) and Ghosty doesn't have any non-Elvaan in the family except for me.

Unfortunately, we were 100% certain it was going to be a boy, so we didn't have any girl names picked out. Well, I'd like to name her Jasmin, but Ghosty says I can't because Jasmin is evil. I was also thinking of possibly naming her after a relative, but the only relative I actually like is Iron Doodlebug, and I'm not entirely sure how to feminize that. So I'm in a quandary right now. Anyone want to help me out?
Linmayu > 5-4-3-2-1-your daughter's name is Nimbex. (11/13 23:19)
Requin > My goffin's cockatoo is named Jasmin...... Ghosty may be right my bird is evil >.> (09/01/28 10:16)
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09/10 14:35(open)09/10 14:37(7)
Thank Altana. After months of waiting, my tree cuttings came up ready for harvesting today. Finally an honest way to produce income! And one that doesn't require me to go out killing things, which is important now...

Oh and Ghosty. I grew *19* saplings from 10 pots. How's *your* garden doing?
Ghostandfriends > Um...I haven't gotten a single light crystal for months. *cries* Linmayu told me maybe I should stop having sex with the plants. >.> You think that makes a difference? (09/10 14:39)
Zoddwintermoon > Um...YEAH it makes a difference. You think you can keep doing that once the baby's here? >.> (09/10 14:40)
Hayati > OMG. You two should *never* reproduce! But...yay, I'm going to be a grandma! But...ick, you should NEVER reproduce with Ghosty. But...aaargh! *starts knitting booties* (09/10 14:43)
Airemacar > what a dillema >.> (09/11 12:57)
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09/02 11:11(open)09/02 11:11(6)
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Galka can breathe water.
Cade > LMAO poor guy (09/10 15:24)
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Guess what I found.(open)08/09 08:25(5)
It's a page from Linmayu's old journal that she was keeping before she started adventuring. I'm sure some people will find it very interesting...

"Well, another uneventful day of work in Sarutabaruta. Luckily today no Yagudo attacked me while I was gathering herbs for Tapoh Lihzeh's medicines. I brought back what I had gathered, and thankfully my pay was enough that we could have some decent food tonight, and I was on my way back home, and I saw him across Bomingo Round. Yes, here's the weird part of everything. There's a guy. A tall Elvaan with long black hair. I think his name is Bothrops. I've seen him around town with Wintermoon and Nimbex and this other Hume guy named Quinton. Honestly, Quinton scares me a bit because he seems so into black magic and destruction. But the Elvaan... *_* oh my goddess. What is this that I'm feeling every time I see him walk by? It's positively frightening, and yet exciting at the same time. He's so incredibly beautiful. And of course he doesn't know that I exist, which is likely much of the beauty of it.
But wait. Why does he have to not know? I could be an adventurer like all of them. Mom says I'm stronger than I am smart, but I think I'm at least smart enough to try it, right? The scary part will be trying to get the gate guards to approve my adventurer status, after the Dr. Shantotto fiasco. But that was 7 years ago. Surely they aren't still holding that against me?
In any event, I can't stay here any longer. The call of the forbidden unknown is far too strong. And Wintermoon's running off to San d'Oria for Altana knows what...so surely Nimbex and friends will find themselves needing a good strong person to beat things up?
I can only hope that things will go well. Something tells me that I must meet this Elvaan. Even so far as to say that it might be my destiny to meet him. Please, Altana, let this go well for me and I won't ask You for anything else. Please let him look favorably upon me even though I'm the least talented youth in Windurst. Please...all I'm asking for is a miracle."
Linmayu > omg wintermoon plz die kthx (08/09 08:08)
Hayati > If I knew *that* was the reason you started adventuring, I'd never have allowed it. You should thank Altana that you got away without any little elvaan running around. >.> (08/09 08:23)
Nimbex > Well, whatever the circumstances, I'm glad that you became an adventurer! (08/09 10:00)
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Yay for Summerfest!(open)07/25 21:07(4)
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Summerfest has always been my favorite time of year, with the goldfish catching, and the moogles who come to town and send everyone on adventures and the handsome elvaan in yukatas who seem to always be fighting for my attention. This year was no different, though I did manage to shake off the elvaanboys for just long enough to go on a scary treasure hunt through Beadeaux with Quinton and through Castle Oztroja with Kiwiwi and Ryutaru. Aside from the time I was trapped in Beadeaux a few months ago, I'd never set foot in any of the beastmen strongholds before. So this was definitely an interesting experience.

I ran into Linmayu in town, and she was wearing a lady's yukata with no pants. She staggered, tripped over her feet and fell on her face. "If I never see Crawler's Nest again, it will be too soon," she grumbled as she looked up at me.

"I love Crawler's Nest," I told her. "It's full of crawlers! Yay fuzzy yellow bags of gil!" I made my /cheer motion especially joyful, just to annoy her.

"More like fuzzy yellow bags of death," she said. "And just try and find a goal point there. We were looking for more than 24 hours straight."

"Never mind that," I said. "Have you found all the items yet?"

"Well, I haven't found a hume girl or an elvaan boy to go with me, so there are two I haven't gotten. I wonder what they are."

"Oh, I've taken seventeen elvaan boys since yesterday morning. It's getting so I have to hide from them."

"Did you take..." she began, and then stopped abruptly, staring into space. "Hey, we should go together."

"OK~!" I said, and we raced in the direction of Windurst Waters. Linmayu took the lead because of her long Elvaan legs, but I found a shortcut through Walls and reached the moogle before she did.

The moogle sent us to the Beaucedine Glacier. I was minding my business, invisibly looking for the goal point, when all of a sudden something cold and wet hit me in the back and I fell over. When I got up, I saw Linmayu standing there ready to throw another snowball at me. I hastily grabbed some snow and chucked it at her while I chased her all around the glacier. Our sneak/invis was *so* gone. I chased her into a nest of Ahrimans, which promptly killed her. Sure, they killed me right after. But it was fun.
Beanie > At least you had fun while it lasted ^o^ (07/25 22:49)
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07/01 08:48(open)07/01 08:50(3)
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The other day, I met Hydrabo, who convinced me to put aside most of my unfashionable humegear in favor of an edgier look. She and I agreed that Linmayu and Beanie are weird.
Linmayu > Holy crap. You humegirls *are* stacked. (07/13 10:02)
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Linmayu! You can(open)06/20 09:33(2)
I don't know why you refuse to learn things that are good for you. So, I'm going to find some other way to hammer this lesson into your head. Without further ado, here are Wintermoon and Jourille's Rules For Dating Elvaan Boys. If you don't read them, we are going to come to your mog house and tie you up and force you to read them.

RULE #1: Curse the Elvaan Girls!!
You don't need to be an Elvaan girl to date an Elvaan boy. Sure, it sometimes helps, but Elvaan boys are known throughout Vana'diel for their wandering eyes. For example, there is our handsome Lebondur, who peddles wares from Vollbow on the docks of Port Windurst and is known to make eyes and whistle at every Mithra who walks by there. So Humes, Tarus, and Mithra, take heart! You can still catch an Elvaan boy; it's just a matter of finding the right ones!
--Wintermoon
Now, if you *do* happen to be an Elvaan girl, it's best to be well schooled in the ancient arts of Elvaan femininity and charm. Having good posture and articulate speech and a graceful, womanly manner will take you far. This holds true even if you are a mighty, scythe-wielding Dark Knight. Elvaan women who are unfeminine and spend all day whacking at things to see how hard they can hit them--and we *all* know girls like that--will have no problem attracting Mithran admirers, but will be highly unlikely to succeed with most Elvaan men.
--Jourille

RULE #2: Eat your mithkabobs...and your words.
The part about the mithkabobs is obvious. Everyone likes a strong woman, Elvaan even more so. Now for the trickier part. If you do have your eye on a particular Elvaan boy, for the love of Altana, do NOT let him know this with certainty, EVER. Elvaan men like a challenge, and you should never give them the impression that you're a sure thing. Now you're welcome to flirt innocently with them in order to grab their interest, but nothing beyond that! If this does not get your boy's interest, then he is probably gay. Don't take this personally, as homosexuality is rampant among Elvaan men. It is even more common among them than it is among the Mithra, contrary to popular opinion.
--Wintermoon
P. S. And yes. That means he IS gay. I don't care HOW many times he tells you he isn't gay. I don't care HOW many Mithra he hits on. HE IS GAY. Move on. Next!!
--Jourille

RULE #3: Don't be Linmayu.
This is easy enough for most people. However, if you *do* happen to be Linmayu, then I would strongly, strongly advise that you do not attempt to date an Elvaan boy. EVER.
--Wintermoon
Or at least not one of mine.
--Jourille

RULE #4: Give all Ronfaure chestnuts and San d'Orian grapes to Jourille.
I have no idea what they're good for or why she wants so many of them. Just give them to her.
--Wintermoon
Yes. Giving me these items will help support the publication of future "Rules" books. I am currently working on "The Rules For Dating Tarutaru Men: they may be small, but they're hung like Humes!"
--Jourille

RULE #5
We don't remember what the hell rule #5 was. Anyway, if you're following the first four, then you shouldn't need it.
--W & J
Beanie > !!! I'm not sure I like these Elvaan "rules", which makes it a good thing that I am Mithran! If an Elvaan man cannot appreciate an Elvaan woman who whacks on monsters hard then they probably deserve to spend the rest of their days rotting away in the Chateau d'Old Fogey. They'll never know the joys of adventure like Miss Linmayu does! >.<; Miss Lin, give up on these pompus losers and return to your Mithran heritage! We'll accept you tailless, furless, and all :< (06/20 03:20)
Jourille > Now, I never said that. A girl can whack at things all she wants, and in fact it's *good* if she's able to hit them hard. But if she wants to catch a *real* Elvaan guy, she's got to do it gracefully. ^^ (06/20 09:29)
Linmayu > Gracefully, huh? This from the woman whose idea of a pickup line is sending someone a subligar through mogmail... I think Beanie's right. (06/20 09:30)
Jourille > OMGWTFBBQ how did you know about the subligar?!?!?!1 (06/20 09:31)
Alessar > Tee-hee. (06/21 08:39)
Jourille > By the way, Linmayu. You said you'd take over Ronfaure for me so I could start my import business. When are you going to do that? =P (07/01 10:43)
Sylf > Hey, it worked for my father. And, uh, I'm kind of grateful for that. xD (07/19 13:23)
Linmayu > O_O Sylf's father was going after Elvaan boys? O_O (07/19 14:06)
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06/16 15:46(open)06/17 18:40(1)
I wonder why I'm the only person on the CTY database to have a blue square around my head.
Nimbex > You need to adventure for 5 hours first. ^^ (06/16 16:37)
Wintermoon > No, that's the red-and-white question mark by my name. Different thing. (06/16 21:23)
Bigken > Are you evil? (06/17 05:51)
Cade > It means your a HQ synth... O.o no seriously, iono. (06/17 05:51)
Hayati > Yes, she is. I'm surprised that I HQed the first one and messed up the second one so badly... (06/17 18:38)
Linmayu > O_O Mom! Don't you know that I can read whatever you post here? >_< (06/17 18:40)
Hayati > Yes. (06/18 00:37)
Beanie > >.<; (06/18 06:41)
Kieranthalar > Hmmmph, to hear her talk, you'd think she had no help making them. =P (06/18 08:08)
Quinton > Fixed. (06/18 13:47)
Beanie > Now Zoddwintermoon is no longer HQ eh? >.>; (06/18 15:59)
Linmayu > I like you, Quinton. (06/18 17:05)
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